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Posted on 15th Jun at 1:46 AM, with 12,451 notes
maryjblige:
“ by @ilovebrucewillis on Instagram http://ift.tt/1T4RB9Q
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maryjblige:

by @ilovebrucewillis on Instagram http://ift.tt/1T4RB9Q

Posted on 11th Jun at 12:31 AM, with 263,835 notes
yeahiwasintheshit:
“ prguitarman:
“ yeahiwasintheshit:
“ THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS
”
Shoot your money all over my face
”
i just posted this stupid thing last night and i swear to god...

yeahiwasintheshit:

prguitarman:

yeahiwasintheshit:

THIS IS MONEY PENIS, REBLOG WITHIN 5 MINUTES AND MONEY WILL COME ALL OVER YOU WITHIN 24 HOURS

Shoot your money all over my face

i just posted this stupid thing last night and i swear to god my brother came over today and said oh by the way heres the $300 i owe you. no fucking lie!

Posted on 10th Jun at 12:46 AM, with 1,143,461 notes
Reblog if it’s ok for people to give you $599.99
Posted on 10th Jun at 12:42 AM, with 206,938 notes

may:

onnaise:

Swallowing glass just to stay pure

if you put my name and your name together you get mayonnaise also please don’t swallow glass

Posted on 31st Dec at 6:41 PM, with 2,597 notes
vehementlyvirgo:
“ screams in relief, it’s finally done
I had no idea the original demo would take off like that but here it is! a lot of people gave some really good suggestions but i wanted to use examples that I’d seen personally and could explain...

vehementlyvirgo:

screams in relief, it’s finally done

I had no idea the original demo would take off like that but here it is! a lot of people gave some really good suggestions but i wanted to use examples that I’d seen personally and could explain why it was racist/commonly seen in witch/pagan/new age communities. more specifically, this is about crap i’ve seen on tumblr.

here’s the template I used in case anyone is inspired to make their own and reward yourself however you see fit when you score a bingo on any given day!

sidenote: before anyone comments on this or comes into my ask box with “how is ___ racist” do us all a favor and google it first. i’m not telling you that you can’t do these things, I’m telling you that if you do most of these things outside of the appropriate context (for some of these there is no appropriate context), you’re doing something racist. if you don’t want to be called racist, consider not doing racist things. 

Posted on 31st Dec at 6:40 PM, with 26,469 notes
hinaofficial:
“ suprememeep:
“ “Stop right there!” ”
you fool, you cannot stop him now
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hinaofficial:

suprememeep:

“Stop right there!”

you fool, you cannot stop him now

Posted on 30th Dec at 9:49 PM, with 4,356 notes

silvermoon424:

“Tears shed for another person are not a sign of weakness. They are a sign of a pure heart.”
― José N. Harris
Posted on 30th Dec at 9:43 PM, with 50,530 notes
slimed:
“ imagine ur watching sex and the city and they’re at the coffee shop and they pan to all the girls individually and this is what they pan to for Miranda would you even notice
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slimed:

imagine ur watching sex and the city and they’re at the coffee shop and they pan to all the girls individually and this is what they pan to for Miranda would you even notice

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